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Oh dear Lord!... To Alexander, Earl of Durnenshire, it seemed as though his day could not possible get any worse. As he sat there the great hall of Durnen Castle, watching the sweepers deal with the disturbing dead cow on the floor, he glumly noticed that everything had gone wrong for him that day. And in the most dramatic manner possible, too. Why did it HAVE to be today?  It really had been due to the extreme convergence of probability that this day had gone like this. He once again began to reminisce. The day had started very well. Alexander and his loyal butler Tibbles had been preparing Durnen Castle for the King's welcoming